Where would we be without Chad Johnson

The Bengals have a Sunday night game, meaning anyone who watches football instead of The Simpsons will get a chance to see the man in action. Somebody was clearly considering Where's McCarver when they asked Chad how he felt about this development.

Every week is national TV. I'm sure people have DirecTV and can order our games. But this one, they don't have a choice but to watch because we're the only ones playing. Therefore, they have to deal with me and my entertaining skills.