And now this

So while looking for more info on the ending of ALCS Game 2, I stumbled across this headline: "Agent denies Smoot paid for Vikings boat party." This one's a doozy. Basically, several Vikings took a party boat on one of the 10,000 lakes accompanied by some strippers, booze, and, per ESPN.com's sources, "visible sexual activity." More specifically, according to one of the owners - as he's paraphrased in this same articlce - things "escalated to players giving and receiving oral sex."

Now, it doesn't take much imagination to see that the door's pretty wide open here as to what exactly transposed. But coach Tice, how's this going to affect the team from here on out?

Tice, whose team has struggled to a 1-3 start this year, said Wednesday that the latest distraction "can tear a team apart or bring us together, and it's my job to bring the team together."

In other words, book Mike on the next three hour tour.

Also someone questioned Mewelde Moore, who acknowledged he was partying. But apparently he was on the lame boat:

"That's crazy. Sex? Come on."

Someone's feeling a little left out...