No dinosaurs!

Really, this entire Sun-Times profile of Carl Everett is worth reading. And most of it would be worth posting here. For example:

Everett also said comedian Chris Rock would make a better baseball commissioner than Bud Selig.

''[Rock is] gonna tell it like it is,'' Everett said.

And:

And dinosaurs?

''Just because I've seen them in movies doesn't mean that they existed,'' he said. ''They can make dinosaur bones just like they make dinosaurs for movies. God made man and gave him dominion over the earth and all its animals. If that's true, then we can't say that dinosaurs ruled the earth and that man came from monkeys."

And:

While some think Everett might become a preacher after baseball, he said he has other ideas.

''I want to become an architect,'' he said.