A true LOLocaust

This isn't a tortured analogy, but it is just about the worst thing Eric Wilbur has penned yet. And that's saying something.

Now, let’s be frank, I would have liked to have seen Damon in a Red Sox uniform for 2006-07. Beyond that, I’d just assume see one of Lucas’ guys out there in center field. C3-PO’s admittedly terrible throwing arm would be comparable at that stage don’t ya think? Although, he does seem dense enough to miss the cutoff man all too frequently, and plus, he’d conjure up way too many Kevin Millar memories with his inability to shut up.

We, uh, are talking about baseball here, right?